Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

CANNIBAL ATTACK: Miami Police Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face (by IncrediblyRacist)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
  1. Teacher: Why did you not study?
  2. Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Posted 4 days ago

Aang! I know you are just trying to help but you REALLY need to get a grip.

(Source: zukkos)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

chicka-homie:

pastramisandwich:

im crying omg lmfao.

(Source: blahalot)

Posted 4 days ago

djwentz:

2boys1cup:

i am a human croc

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
  1. me: *blink*
  2. parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
Posted 4 days ago
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

10knotes:

This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: rosiebeck)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

camaii:

That feeling you get when you go to a concert and you look around to see that every single person there is singing the same song as you, word for word, with not a care in their mind.